21st century President

» 01 October 2003 » In Opinion »

With a swift move, presidential hopeful Wesley Clark secured support of the entire population of Sci Fi fans (all 50,000 of them I guess). I can only ask the higher powers that be to guide him to victory – unless a much better candidate emerges – because having Clark in the office will ensure a high-tech boom that will make the Internet one pale in comparison. Nanotechnology, faster-than-light travel, space elevators, high-energy physics, antigravity, and a cure for common cold. We’ll be living on the Moon and flying in our jetmobiles to work! Maybe we’ll even get.. khm-khm.. cold fusion brewing. Plus, Clark just seems entertaining. A quality that is sadly lacking in present day politics. Go Wesley!

P.S. Tune up your sarcasm filters if having trouble with the above paragraph.

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    Joe S
    02/10/2003 at 5:02 am Permalink

    George W. Bush in 2004!

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    Andrei
    02/10/2003 at 11:38 am Permalink

    Yeah, he’d better enjoy the time before the votes come in.

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    Joe S
    02/10/2003 at 1:20 pm Permalink

    Nah, the Democrats don’t have a chance.

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    Andrei
    02/10/2003 at 1:58 pm Permalink

    Get back to me November next year. Ta-ta for now.

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    Sam W.
    02/10/2003 at 3:14 pm Permalink

    OK.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003!

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